Hey guys! Remember when I did regular articles about a bunch of stuff that was going on? Well, Pepperidge Farm remembers and I kind of do, too. It’s hard to remember things from that long ago. All my days run together and I’ve run out of places to scratch off my days down here in this basement but at least they don’t zap me with the goddamned cattle prod anymore. You’re not here to hear me bitch nor are you here to free me from this dank and cramped cell. No! You, Dear Reader, have come for some news tidbits!! Never fear, I have some juicy tidbits for you. Uh.. news tidbits that is. Yes. News things. On that note… Hey! Did you hear about…
The third installment of the Skylinetrilogy? That’s right, epic alien badassery with a cool ass story line is coming back! I reviewed the second installment, Beyond Skyline, about a thousand years ago and we spoke to the man behind the madness, Liam O’Donnell on the podcast too. We’ve been told that the next film will be a direct sequel to Beyond Skyline and will show humans going to the alien homeworld and fucking shit up. No word on a release date as of yet, but I will definitely keep you posted. Just know, if you were a fan of the other films, there is still more to come.
Death House getting a DVD release? That’s right folks! Soon, you will be able to own what has been called “The Expendables of Horror” on physical media! You can currently preorder both DVDand Blu-Ray copies and they come out December 12. I mean, sure you can get a digital copy right now on Amazon or iTunes but that preorder isn’t a bad idea. If you don’t know about Death House, for whatever reason, you can check out our big ass collaborative review on it.
The Dinners of Death Marathon on Shudder? Yeah man! It’s another drive-in marathon with the great and powerful Joe Bob Briggs! It’s a dusk-til-dawn movie marathon on Thanksgiving night. That’s all we know for now but we will be talking to the man himself in a few days so maybe we’ll know more then. I know I will be there with a cold beer and a belly full of turkey to see what gems Joe Bob has selected for us. I hope you will too! If you don’t have Shudder, you can get a 30-day free trial on us with the promo code TNHORROR. Go make you an account, plug that promo code in, and enjoy a huge variety of great horror content.
Chicken’s Blood is in the editing phase and will hopefully soon be ready for us to feast our eyes upon. I wrote an article about it awhile back but as a refresher, it’s a slasher that includes some seriously scary shit: meth and clowns. I cannot fucking wait to see this film. It is almost guaranteed to be the most hardcore thing to come out of Tennessee in a long time.